Remember Rep. Michele Bachmann's fight to save the incandescent light bulb? She wanted freedom of choice. For women. Who want to buy light bulbs. Anyway, federal efficiency standards went into effect with the New Year and no Tea Party Republicans protested.
Sen. Ted "Calgary" Cruz (R-TX) has a solution to his born-in-Canada problem: reject his Canadian-ness. That'll go well, I'm sure.
Gun nuts want to protect the rights of the mentally ill to own guns.
Utah bigots call for an uprising to stop Teh Gayz. These bigots just happen to be sheriffs.
RWNJ goes on hunger strike to convince the people of Utah to oppose gay marriage.
Mitt Romney confident that if he could get a 2012 do-over, he wouldn't suck nearly so bad.