Okay, I lied. This is kind of about NJ Gov. Chrispie Critters more more about how absolutely bat** insane the NY Sun is: read about how the Christie controversy is really Obama's fault.
Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association freaks out over Satanic Temple on the Oklahoma State Capitol grounds. According to Fischer nobody believes in Satan. Wait? What? He does fir cryzakes!?! Don't all evangelical christianists?
Pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner wondered how cool it would be if the Rose Bowl Parade featured stoning gay people to death.
Virginia State Sen. Thomas A. Garrett introduced an emergency bill that would outlaw pretty much all sex except missionary position for the purpose of making babies. Just like it used to be in VA. Or something.